when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”
Look at what happens when Imagineering is given a budget to use. This is the new Explosion scene (used to be an earthquake scene) over at Disneylands Big Thunder Mountain. Dear Team Disney Orlando, bring this over to the Disney World version asap, also a new lighting package at night would be greatly appreciated. For those interested this is what the Disney world version of that scene looks like Big Thunder WDW.
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
Anonymous asked: 40 42 48 91
40. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Okay, it’s embarrassing, but no, I don’t drive. It freaks me out. I am far too old to not know how to drive, but it’s never really been a priority for me.
42. Do you like the smell of gasoline?
48. What’s your sexual orientation?
Uhm, I don’t know really. I’ve only ever dated guys before, but I’m very attracted to women. So… that.
91. Radioactive veggies… pick your superpower.
Uhm, this is hard, but I usually just go for teleportation because I’m lazy as shit sometimes. And so I can use it to get to classes and rehearsals faster. /lame
Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit.
sweet baby jesus
This changes everything
okay so yes plz
here ya go rhyder
unless you’re boots-n-cats, you have no idea how aroused this makes me.
I fucking hate making these at work, they break the whole goddamn momentum when things are rolling