Jenny Slate for Refinery29, photographed by Atisha Paulson

Friday Sep 9 @ 02:29am
My therapist just told me a joke.

twelveangryeyebrows:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

Friday Sep 9 @ 02:28am
gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Friday Sep 9 @ 02:27am

holmesno:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

Friday Sep 9 @ 02:26am
faehui:

This is the highlight of my year.

faehui:

This is the highlight of my year.

Friday Sep 9 @ 02:26am
  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
Friday Sep 9 @ 02:25am
jennloves:

black girls with piercings are v important to my life.

jennloves:

black girls with piercings are v important to my life.

Thursday Sep 9 @ 09:15pm

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls
Thursday Sep 9 @ 02:08am
daystilchristmas:

There’s 97 Days Til Christmas!

daystilchristmas:

There’s 97 Days Til Christmas!

Thursday Sep 9 @ 02:08am

The only way to do it

Thursday Sep 9 @ 02:07am
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